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*Just Kidding*
Kamis, 29 November 2012
Maroon 5 feat Wiz Khalifa
I’m at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I’ve spent on you
Where are the times gone baby
It’s all wrong, we’re at the place we made for two
Yeah, I, I know it’s hard to remember
The people we used to be
It’s even harder to picture
That you’re not here next to me
You said it’s too late to make it
But is it too late to try?
And then that time that you wasted
All of our bridges burnt down
I’ve wasted my nights
You turned out the lights
Now I’m paralyzed
Still stucked in that time when we called it love
But even the sun sets in paradise
I’m at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I’ve spent on you
Where are the times gone baby
It’s all wrong, we’re at the place we made for two
If happy ever after did exist
I would still be holding you like this
And all those fairytales are full of it
One more stupid love song I’ll be safe
You turned your back on tomorrow
Cause you forgot yesterday
I gave you my love to borrow
But just gave it away
You can’t expect me to be a friend
I don’t expect you to care
I know I said it before
But all of our bridges burnt down
I’ve wasted my nights
You turned out the lights
Now I’m paralyzed
Still stucked in that time when we called it love
But even the sun sets in paradise
I’m at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I’ve spent on you
Where are the times gone baby
It’s all wrong, we’re at the place we made for two
If happy ever after did exist
I would still be holding you like this
And all those fairytales are full of it
One more stupid love song I’ll be safe
I’m at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I’ve spent on you
Where are the times gone baby
It’s all wrong, we’re at the place we made for two
[Wiz khalifa]
Now work that sh-t
I’ll be right here spending all this money while you sitting round
Wondering why wasn’t you who came out from nothing
Made it from the botton
Now when you see me I’m struting
And all of my cause a way to push up a button
Telling me the chances I blew up or whatever you call it
Switched the number to my phone
So you never can call it
Don’t need my name, or my show
You can tell it I’m ballin’
Shish, what a shame coulda got picked
Had a really good game but you missed your last shot
So you talk about who you see at the top
Or what you could’ve saw
But sad to say it’s over for it
Phantom roll out valet open doors
Where’s the car way, got what you was looking for
Now ask me who they want
So you can go take that little piece of sh-t with you
I’m at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I’ve spent on you
Where are the times gone baby
It’s all wrong, we’re at the place we made for two
Suami : Elegant, Famous, Good Person, Hebat bangetlah pokoknya!
Si Istri mukanya merah merona…
Suami : Tapi kamu juga IJKL.
Istri : Apa lagi sih??…
Suami : I’m Just Kidding Lho…!
Gubraaaaakkkkk… Kursi melayang…
Raisa - Could it be ~~
One Direction "One Thing"
I've tried playing it cool
But when I'm looking at you
I can’t ever be brave
'Cause you make my heart race
[Harry]
Shot me out of the sky
You're my kryptonite
You keep making me weak
Yeah, frozen and can't breathe
Something’s gotta give now
'Cause I’m dying just to make you see
That I need you here with me now
'Cause you've got that one thing
[All - Chorus]
So get out, get out, get out of my head
And fall into my arms instead
I don't, I don't, don't know what it is
But I need that one thing
And you've got that one thing
Now I'm climbing the walls
But you don't notice at all
That I'm going out of my mind
All day and all night
Something’s gotta give now
'Cause I'm dying just to know your name
And I need you here with me now
'Cause you've got that one thing
[All - Chorus]
So get out, get out, get out of my head
And fall into my arms instead
I don't, I don't, don't know what it is
But I need that one thing
So get out, get out, get out of my mind
And come on, come into my life
I don't, I don't, don't know what it is
But I need that one thing
And you've got that one thing
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh
[Harry]
You've got that one thing
[Liam]
Get out, get out, get out of my head
And fall into my arms instead
[All - Chorus]
So get out, get out, get out of my head
And fall into my arms instead
I don't, I don't, don't know what it is
But I need that one thing
So get out, get out, get out of my mind (out of my mind)
And come on, come into my life
I don't, I don't, don't know what it is
But I need that one thing
Yeah, you've got that one thing
